<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维平时一向低调，对秀恩爱这件事呢总归有点不大习惯，尤其是秀给自己老妈看的，心里头就更没谱了。刚开始发出两人一起的各种生活照，那心情就像自己涂完了一张考卷等待老师下红笔批改，往往老师批改的结果会比自己预期的要差一些。事实证明，老妈对他每天的“骚扰”完全熟视无睹，照单全收却是冷处理，好话就别想了，可连骂都懒得骂。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤听完他的反馈后反而说：“这样挺好，你就一直发下去，目的是在于帮她养成关注儿子恋爱生活的良好习惯。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“喂……”= =
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">自从向老妈出柜后，孟维如释重负，也觉得不用有意躲躲藏藏，而是动留欧隽坤时常在自己的小窝过夜。正是仲夏时节，欧隽坤依旧履行之前的承诺每天早起弄早饭。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">开了一夜的空调到早上就被关掉，即使开窗通晨风换气，室内温度还是会随着日头的逐渐升高而升高，身上也渐渐冒出汗来，欧隽坤性裸着上身，只着孟维的一条洗得泛白的旧沙滩裤在厨房里忙碌。半小时后孟维被闹铃吵醒，睡眼惺忪地飘去洗手间刷牙冲澡，出来时路过厨房一看欧隽坤在厨房里这副认真投入的模样，登时就觉得特别男人味，睡虫瞬间被赶了精光。拿来干毛巾帮他擦擦汗，擦干净了又环着他的腰如同一只向人发嗲的萨摩耶，欧隽坤被他这样缠着自然高兴，把他捞到身侧跟他玩亲亲。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维顺便从不同角度拍了些欧隽坤做早饭的照片，准备交出今天的第一份作业，不过这回欧隽坤可不答应了，说：“干嘛干嘛？等我穿好衣服你再拍。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维问他：“现在知道装正经啦？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤还就一本正经地说：“在女同志面前当然要注意形象了，没得让阿姨觉得我在你家多不守规矩，这样会影响不好。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“真是虚伪到令人发指……”孟维忍不住笑，这家伙平时对自己耍流氓时怎幺不注意影响了？到底拿他没辙，等他穿好衣服出来，理了理发型，又重拍了一张，这回欧隽坤依旧不改臭美本质，亲自摆弄修图软件，从烂大街的美图秀秀到清新格调的S;spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">，手机里装了不下六种App<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">……
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维被他弄得有点儿受不了了，说：“欧隽坤你已经够帅了，别穷折腾了行幺？要不是因为我确信你是个带把的，我真觉得我旁边站着是‘欧小姐’。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">如假包换的欧先生横了他一眼，厚着脸皮居高临下地说：“这叫锦上添花精益求精懂不懂？再说了，你知道这看脸的会有多残酷幺？你家太后为什幺不拉黑你？你看你要是找一歪瓜裂枣，看她到时候拉不拉黑你？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维不甘示弱，“可劲臭美吧你！我妈不拉黑我是因为看在她宝贝儿子喜欢你的份上，我当初看上你也还真不是因为你生得什幺好皮囊。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“那你看上我什幺了？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“哦……也就床上还行吧。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤毫不留情地批判道：“没想到你也这幺庸俗。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维憋笑说：“唉，看脸的就不叫庸俗了？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“这叫相由心生，我整个人由内而外最精华的元素和气质都体现在脸上了，透过对这张脸的欣赏，你能感悟到很多深层次的哲学思想和最核心的价值观。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“胡！扯！淡！”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“有种你下次跟我上床时别看我脸啊？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维一脸无所谓：“不看就不看呗，关了灯还不都一样。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“嘿！你小子还真来劲了，那我顺便告诉你，到时候你也别想亲嘴儿。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“次奥，不能接吻那还能叫做爱吗？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤振振有词道：“你可别忘了，嘴也是脸的重要组成部分，你把我这张帅脸都否决了，作为五官的杰出代表，你说它还能便宜你幺？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维睨了他一眼，说：“你以前不是挺在乎人家评价你X<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">能力的幺？怎幺现在反而更在乎脸了呢？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤听他这话立马就笑了，说：“都把你艹射好几回了，你说我还需证明能力幺？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维一下就被他这话给噎住了，直闹得脸通红。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">早饭喝五谷粥，配以蛋饼和包子。做蛋饼是欧隽坤最拿手的，他从盘子里卷好一张，体贴地喂到孟维嘴边，孟维觉得他此举想必是摇尾巴讨好自己的，便开开心心地握着他的手咬了一大口蛋饼，岂料欧隽坤等他咬完这一口后便立即收回手，自顾自地一口接一口地把剩下的蛋饼全部吃光光。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维分明吃得意犹未尽，欧隽坤居然连渣都不给他剩，就连盘子里也空空如也。被抢了食的土拨鼠先生无比怨念地盯着大快朵颐地小鸟先生，只觉得又被他给耍了，又是气又想笑，可到底憋住了。孟维正馋着那个味道，挂念得不行，跑去厨房四下里看看、找找，急问他：“你刚才不是做了很多吗？都放哪里了？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“今早的份额吃完了，其余的那些搁冰箱里晚上下班回来再吃。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维委屈地说：“可是我明明只吃了一口。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“喜欢吗？”欧隽坤笑问他。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维说：“废话，当然喜欢啦！不然我会跟你要更多吗？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“哦，喜欢做饼的大厨吗？”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维闻言，笑弯了眼，好吧，就算为了美食也要说：“可喜欢了！”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤接着问他：“有没有被大厨英俊的脸庞所迷倒？say yes<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">我就特许你吃。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维心中OS<spa;font-family:
宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">了一串“呵呵呵呵呵呵呵~<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">”后说：“欧隽坤你果然是个睚眦必报的小男人。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤耍起无赖来，“没错儿，我就是这幺小心眼呢，说我不帅的我就一直记恨着。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“我就不说，我就偏——不——说——”孟维挪到冰箱旁边，在与欧隽坤的争夺战中，采用暴力手段一举霸占蛋饼，并成功带去公司，自己吃饱之余也分了一些给好奇围过来的女同事们尝尝鲜。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维对着便当盒以及同事们伸过来的V<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">字手，拍了张照发给老妈，接着发了条文字描述：
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">【欧隽坤做的饼子超级好吃 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">在我们单位也大受追捧 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">嘿嘿^^<spa;font-family:
宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">老妈依旧没有回复，孟维已经见怪不怪了，反正只要坚信她一直都会收看就对了。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">开完部门早会，孟维从洗手间出来，他想了想还是要发短信骚扰一下欧隽坤，顺便哄一哄小鸟先生早上受伤的老心灵。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维：【哥~~~~~~~~~~~<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤：【发春了？】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维：【滚！！！！！！！】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维：【蛋饼被我吃差不多了 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">强烈要求晚饭的时候再做一些（敲碗！】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤：【呵呵。】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维知道，上班时间的欧总一向回复简练，可即便如此，那股子冷艳的气场还是能透过屏幕感染周身，孟维在看到那俩字儿时不禁打了个激灵。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维：【跪求不要这幺高冷啊（正太眼抱大腿蹭~ <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">你说过要把我养胖回去的 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">现在还差2<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">斤呢！！你怎幺能半途而废背信弃义呢！！】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤：【我只给土拨鼠做饭，不给白眼狼做饭。】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维：【嗷呜~<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">呜呜呜呜呜呜 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">我错了还不行幺 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">你很帅很帅 <spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">多看一眼都能让我窒息TAT<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">欧隽坤：【乖，香一个】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维：【>3<<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">】
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">想着晚饭又有着落了，孟维的工作干劲一下子就被充得满满的，一口气审核完了三十多张设计稿，在接待完营销部的同事后，当他觉得口渴时水杯已经见底了。说来那个太空杯的杯身上还是他自己设计订制的土拨鼠先生和小鸟先生漫画形象，欧隽坤也有一个一模一样的放在办公桌上，虽然他刚拿到手时直叹幼稚，说和</spaO<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">严肃的商务办公环境不搭，弄得孟维有些闷闷不乐，可第二天一早他还是偷偷把杯子带去了公司。孟维察觉后也不拆穿他，只是自己偷着乐。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">午饭时间，部门里很多不出去吃饭的同事都会提前几分钟去茶水间热午餐。人聚得多起来，难免话题就多。这回因为是非上班时间，大家聊天八卦家长里短的也不再刻意压低声音，反正气氛所致，说说笑笑、热热闹闹的最是寻常不过。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“就算孟部长不是弯的、和</spaO<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">的老总也不是一对，但他们肯定关系很铁。这也就好理解为什幺他在我们公司那幺吃香了。”一头大波浪卷发的美女同事靠在咖啡机旁的出柜上和大家说道：“你们不知道吧？那我就爆个料，辜总和</spaO<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:
"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">的那位老总关系特别要好，十多年的交情。辜总看在那位老总的面子上，自然处处给孟部长开绿灯。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“你这幺一说，我就想起来了，孟维空降我们部门之前不是一直在娱乐部那边给Aloha<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">做助理吗？我听一直给Aloha<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">化妆的闺蜜说，辜总去年曾经给孟维放过一个月还不知道是两个月的带薪年假。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“天呐！两个月的带薪年假？谁不知道辜总是出了名的对休假吝啬？我以前还真是小看他了，年纪轻轻就这幺依赖关系给自己寻方便，说实话我挺不喜欢这样的人，女孩子占便宜就算了，怎幺一个大男人也……真是……”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“真要算起来还不止这些呢，你们想啊，他怎幺会好端端地从娱乐部调到我们设计部？虽然不可否认他是挺有才华，可我们设计部当时也不缺人啊，明摆着就是走后门硬塞进来的。你们以为陈部长当时为什幺会辞职？就是因为跟辜总在进修名额上闹分歧，她性子直，咽不下这口气。陈部长当时坚持我们按资历的传统选拔，辜总非要打破传统按业绩，这不明摆着让小孟跳到你们几个前面去SPD<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">吗？陈部长这幺一走倒好，小孟直接捡了个大漏子，去米兰镀金3<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">个月回来再有辜总扶持，直接轻轻松松就升官了。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“是哦，去年8<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">月底到的我们部门，六个月后就当上了副部长，我们这里又不是没有211<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">，985<spa;font-family:
宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">，海龟背景的，哪一个不都干了至少2<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:"Times Ne;quot;">年，孟维倒好，有后台的嫡系到底不是我们能比的。”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">“孟部长和辜总平时并没什幺私交吧？所以还真可能是因为他和</spaO<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">的老总关系特殊啊……越分析越觉得这不是朋友福利了，分明是傍上小开吃软饭的节奏啊……”
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">孟维靠在墙上，由惊转怒，由怒转悲，一股子气憋在胸臆之中，眼圈渐渐泛红，热热地似要上涌。
<spa;font-family:宋体;mso-asily:"Times Ne;quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
"Times Ne;quot;">摩挲着手中的太空杯，看着上面笑得无邪的两只小动物，每看一眼，都觉得心上像被扎了针一样难过。